Seriously, Guys, Can I Spoil “Star Wars” Yet?

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It’s been a month since the new Star Wars was released in theaters. I think it’s about time that we, as a society, started being lenient about people posting spoilers on the Internet.

So, for those of you who missed out on the movie, here’s a list of important things that happened in The Force Awakens: Continue reading

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Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters Episode 1 Analysis – The Adventures of Tireface and Shitbird

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Being a Power Rangers fan comes with a lot of responsibilities. One of those responsibilities is owning up to all of the spinoffs and ripoffs that came along after the show debuted in 1993. VR Troopers ring a bell? How about Big Bad Beetleborgs? Maybe Masked Rider? You can forget about that last one. Wipe it from your memory like that time you peed your pants in fifth grade.

Most of these shows were produced by Saban Entertainment, the group behind the original Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, capitalizing on how astronomically popular the show ended up being. The success was often replicated, but never duplicated.

And then there’s this.

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Review: Some Madden Football Toys or Whatever

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Hi pals. According to Facebook, it’s football season or some bullshit, so McDonald’s has football toys. Why is football popular anyway? It’s not even manly. You know what’s manly? Rollerblading.

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