Film students all across the world could tell you all about The Room, a film considered by most to be “the best worst movie ever made.” It has to be seen to be believed. It tells the story of a well-off man named Johnny whose world slowly begins to fall apart when his girlfriend Lisa starts cheating on him under his nose with his best friend, Mark. It is written, directed, produced by, and starring Tommy Wiseau, a man who clearly had endless ambition and a vision he wanted to realize. Regrettably, he did not have the storytelling skill, acting experience, or… really, anything to back it up. Almost every single thing that could go wrong with a movie is done terribly in The Room. It’s nonsensical and hilarious.
I’m so excited to finally own the Gold Mustard Ranger, the iconic character from Power Rangers Zeo and the strongest Ranger to ever fucking exist.
Remember back in the good ol’ days of 2016 when the shitty Ghostbusters reboot was the most politically divisive topic of the election year thanks to a bunch of marketing executives trying too hard? Remember when we thought that was rock bottom and it couldn’t possibly get any stupider?
Welcome to 2017, motherfuckers.
Look, I know there’s a lot going on right now and the world is on fire, but I need clarification on this. Is it still okay for me to delete Uber? Like, is this a thing people are still doing, or was it just over the weekend?
Hey pals. Slap on your temporary tattoos and jump into your shitty luchador costumes, because it’s time for more Alien Fighters!