What The Shit Is Going On Anymore?


Remember back in the good ol’ days of 2016 when the shitty Ghostbusters reboot was the most politically divisive topic of the election year thanks to a bunch of marketing executives trying too hard? Remember when we thought that was rock bottom and it couldn’t possibly get any stupider?

Welcome to 2017, motherfuckers.

Here’s what “Seth Rogen-type” and star of The Emoji Movie T.J. Miller had to say about the film, which comes out this weekend, during an interview with The Huffington Post.

So this was an opportunity to do something optimistic, positivistic and you know, we have very few weapons in the current administration, and one of them is to target a younger demographic and try and help them understand and adopt progressive values.

What? We’re talking about targeting kids and actually pushing an agenda on them now? Nothing weird about that.

But, in-between bitching about his Silicon Valley co-stars not donating enormous sums of money to Hillary Clinton’s presidential “campaign,” Miller kept rambling.

So the movie has a lot to say to women, and how they have limitless potential, and one of the characters literally breaks through a glass ceiling.

DON’T WORRY EVERYBODY. The movie about stupid talking hieroglyphs is our savior. It is the ultimate beacon of progressive ideals and “positivism,” whatever that is. Surely this is the weapon that will destroy the Trump administration. A proposed propaganda film featuring an actual piece of shit voiced by Sir Patrick Stewart.

Fuck off.


Fig 1.1: Actual image of T.J. Miller choking on his own bullshit

(I’m not linking to the Huffington Post article. Find it yourself or find something better to do with your life. Don’t be like me.)


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