What the hell is that?
Did… did somebody just fart?
No, seriously. Who was it? It smells like Tormund ate a direwolf and then immediately shit it out.
Or maybe that’s just how Tormund smells? No… it’s much more disgusting than usual. Much, much more.
It’s putrid. It’s like a rotting corpse dipped in vomit.
It had to have been Tormund. That fucking guy. I knew the Wildlings were up to no good. I didn’t want to admit it, but I knew it.
But what do I do? How do I confront him about this? Christ, it’s like a cat pissed in Sam’s hair.
I mean, I invited the guy into my home, and he just shits in his pants. I don’t think “guest right” specifies any guidelines for this.
Maybe I should just ask him nicely. He’d probably be cool about it.
Although, he is Tormund. Maybe I should be more aggressive.
Alright. Time to nut up or shut up.
Hey you ginger-haired, bear-fucking lumberjack, I know it was you who–
All screencaps courtesy of HBO and KitHarington.com. Used without permission. I feel no remorse.