Everybody likes to shit on newer generations of Pokemon for being dumb, lame, or uninspired. But what if I told you Pokemon has always been that way?
Will Drew commit plagiarism? Will Octodroid cause a water crisis? Do kids understand “Les Mis” references? I certainly don’t.
Hey pals. Where were we?
Oh, right. This shit. Also, I use GIFs now. It’s about to get real crazy around here.
Hi pals. Let’s just get this over with, shall we?
Film students all across the world could tell you all about The Room, a film considered by most to be “the best worst movie ever made.” It has to be seen to be believed. It tells the story of a well-off man named Johnny whose world slowly begins to fall apart when his girlfriend Lisa starts cheating on him under his nose with his best friend, Mark. It is written, directed, produced by, and starring Tommy Wiseau, a man who clearly had endless ambition and a vision he wanted to realize. Regrettably, he did not have the storytelling skill, acting experience, or… really, anything to back it up. Almost every single thing that could go wrong with a movie is done terribly in The Room. It’s nonsensical and hilarious.
I’m so excited to finally own the Gold Mustard Ranger, the iconic character from Power Rangers Zeo and the strongest Ranger to ever fucking exist.
Remember back in the good ol’ days of 2016 when the shitty Ghostbusters reboot was the most politically divisive topic of the election year thanks to a bunch of marketing executives trying too hard? Remember when we thought that was rock bottom and it couldn’t possibly get any stupider?
Welcome to 2017, motherfuckers.